then you haven't met Antonio Cromartie. That dude is on his way to being the NFL's version of Too Short and Katt Williams. He's such a pimp, he broke his hip from too much fuckin'.
Why would I say all this? Well, check this link out by clicking right here. Seven kids? Five states? He is only 24 years-old. Wow.
Also, the comments are pretty interesting. By far, the most interesting comment is posted by "Nuclear Douchebag," who posted this list of athletes who've had four or more kids. 
Randy Johnson bottoms out the list, interestingly enough. See, the pornstache does work:
- Dominique Wilkins - the subject of purportedly 20 paternity suits.
- Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women.
- Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women.
- Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids.
- Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids.
- Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
- Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women.
- Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women.
- Scott Skiles - At least 6 illegitimate kids, possibly more.
- Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
- Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women.
- Larry Johnson - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
- Charles Rogers - 5 illegitimate kids.
- Elijah Dukes - 5 illegitimate kids, one his 17-year-old foster child.
- Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
- Oscar De La Hoya - 4 kids.
- Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
- Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
- Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids.
- Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids.
- Chad Johnson - 3 illegitimate kids.
- Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years.
- Shannon Sharpe - 3 illegitimate kids.
- Tom Gordon - 3 illegitimate kids by age 17.
- Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
- "Dr. J" - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
- Gary Sheffield - 2 illegitimate kids by age 17.
- Mike Bibby - 2 illegitimate kids.
- Noel Devine (sophomore at West Virginia) - 2 illegitimate kids.
- Dwight Howard
- Walter Herrmann
- Peja Stojakovic
- Eddie Jordan
- Daniel Alfredsson
- Richard Zednik
- Mike Miller
- Marvin Harrison
- Tracy McGrady
- Keith Van Horn
- Larry Bird
- Isiah Thomas
- Jim Palmer
- Darryl Strawberry
- Pete Rose
- Tug McGraw
- Karl Malone - a 13-year-old girl.
- Matt Leinart
- Larry Fitzgerald
- Michael Turner
- Antawn Jamison
- Chipper Jones
- DeShawn Stevenson
- Cliff Floyd
- Mark Messier
- Brian Urlacher
- Rae Carruth
- Juan Gonzalez
- Andre Rison
- David Justice
- Andruw Jones
- Alonzo Spellman
- Dave Meggett
- Gary Payton
- Stephon Marbury
- Jason Kidd
- Allen Iverson
- Latrell Sprewell
- Juwan Howard
- Kenny Anderson
- Scottie Pippen
- Hakeem Olajuwon
- Patrick Ewing
- Randy Johnson
And here's another great list, just in case you didn't believe it (yep, that's Dawight Howard):
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Super-Religious-Dwight-Howard-Has-an-Illegitimate-Kid-Whoops-Blog-5842
