You can tell you are a gambler when it's Friday night, and as you wait to go out to the bars, all of these thoughts pass through your head in the same 30-second period:
- How did that parlay hit? Did they make a mistake and accidentally credit my account? Should I bet it all now in case they try to take it back?
- What poker tournament should I play in tomorrow?
- What do I do with the hand I'm playing now?
You can tell you're a binge drinker when you just polished off a double black label at some point after 2 a.m., start talking about yourself in third-person by saying, "Boy definitely gets his vitamins," while doing lunges on the sidewalk outside the bar.
That being said, it's a new day. Let's do some winning!
